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Hello everyone.

This is my last status update before I’m set apart as a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

It’s been amazing to read your stories and be with all I you.

I wish you all the best in all that you do, and I wish you all well.

Good bye and good luck. I’ll see you all in 2 years.

benedict-cumberbeauty:

I laughed too hard at this

benedict-cumberbeauty:

I laughed too hard at this

missthneed:

u ever fall in love with an art style?? like an art style crush?? like you see anything drawn in that style and you swoon??

monica-geller:

this time of year is so depressing for australians on tumblr….. i don’t think u understand…. y’all r like ‘I’M GONNA WEAR ORANGE ALL MONTH LONG AND SHOVE PUMPKINS UP MY ASS AND SLEEP IN A BED OF LEAVES!!’ and australians are down here like ‘a bunch of birds are probably going to try to kill me if i attempt to go outside and i’m five seconds away from getting heatstroke’

neptunain:

murder house wasn’t my fave but american horror story will never pull off a better plot twist than violet being dead for four episodes

This doesn’t feel real yet. It feels like I’ve got a whole year ahead of me to prepare. But in actually fact, I’ve got like 15 hours left.

put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

asks:
Ah logic. It’s just like buying tickets for a concert isn’t it? Get in early and you get the better seats.

autumnlabarbera:

Yes! You understand me man. I got there about 3 hours early to my first Arctic Monkeys concert. 3 hours, 3 years it’s about the same thing right?

It’s only, what, 2 years, 21 hours difference. Hardly anything.

lilracecar:

voidn:

Hm yes, quite an oaky taste to it isn’t there? And If I’m not mistaken it was predominantly the.. left foot used to crush the grapes. A fine wine indeed.

tbh my favorite part about this post was the post that went along with it that was a screenshot of all the google researching you did to create this masterpiece.

voidn:

cheeky bit of research for a text post

voidn:

cheeky bit of research for a text post

the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele 
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel 
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey 
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up

coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

ryallsfiles:

Dirk Gently by Tony Akins; colors by Paul Mounts

ryallsfiles:

Dirk Gently by Tony Akins; colors by Paul Mounts